today. no work. sick. sore throat. flu. damn.
but good news. sunday's my last working day!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOO...well. let's see. been working these few days, so nothing much to update. yesterday was graduation night for the sec 4s. damn. so lucky. we didn't get any shit like that last year. damn.
met hteinlin at JP. den met jasmine elaine daphne and many many others at mac. hong kah east there. WOW. dressed to the nines man. (did i get that idiom right anyway.) really formal. haha. first time see yinyan dressed in a dress with a shawl, i think. elaine was wearing this top and a skirt. haha. daphne was also wearing this white top and a skirt. hteinlin and i teased her about feminie and stuffs. LOLOL. =p
well. they took alot of photos and photos and more photos. lol. all of them like soo so close to one another sia. haha. our graduation DAY sucks. shitty buffet. haha. and ms ooi scolded us for scrawling nonsensical stuffs on the banner. FUCK HER. haha. its OUR bloody graduation day. LOL. damn. we missed out on the most important event in secondary school. haiz. haha. oh well. there's the graduation ceremony in SP after 3 years. LOL. by then, we would be able to go out CHIONG. =)
speaking of work, i've had many strange encounters with customers. but since i'm ill, i can't really recall. but from time to time, i've had people coming up to me and asking
hey xiao di u noe where is the bank anot ar? hey boy, do you know if there's a Hang Ten store here? hey boy, where is the toilet ar? but aiman probably has the funniest encounters. LOL. well, i'm writing based on my memory. not sure if they're 100% accurate. cuz they're like a few months old stories.
Encounter 1Man: excuse me, do you guys sell ceiling fans?
Aiman: huh?
Man: you know, ceiiiliing faaans. (points to ceiling and makes a spiral motion)
Aiman: orh! erm. (feeling surprised) you walk out of the store, go straight towards popular (points at the bookshop), turn left, den walk den turn right. then u see the shop.
Man: really? ok then. thank you.
Aiman: you're welcome (evil laugh)
of course, that dumbass fellow followed aiman's direction, and well, probably found himself staring at toilet bowls instead. yup. aiman directed him to the toilet. so much for ceiling fans, sucker! wahahah.
Encounter 2Man: excuse me, do you have squashed balls?
Aiman: (in a low voice)no, my balls are not squashed
Man: excuse me?
Aiman: sorry. come again?
Man: squash balls. you noe, for playing squash.
Aiman: oh. over there.
Man: hmm. these balls are really soft and bouncy. (squeezes the balls)
Aiman: -_-
Man: hmm. do you have any harder balls? they are rather soft. (squeezes the ball again) try squeezing them. not good.
Aiman: well. all the squash balls are here.
Man: alright.
Aiman: *walks quickly over to the other side of the store.
GOD. these people are nuts. squeezing balls and talking about them. haha. i was laughing my ass off when aiman told me these 2 encounters. LOL.
Encounter 3there's this storeroom for storing their mops and brooms. and one fine day, aiman's supposed to sweep the floor as it was nearing closing time. so he opened the door, and found a guy there changing into a swimming trunk. LOLOLOL! and of course, aiman quickly close the door and ask the guy to change finish then come out. DAMN! these idiots. hahaha!
aiman's probably gonna kill me after i posted these entries. LOL!
alright. time for me to rest.